I am Brad, Hear my Roar!

Brad, why are you starting this blog?

I figure this will probably make me more popular.

Brad, why should I like you?

Because I’m like you, if you’re male, not overly attractive, have watched nearly all episodes of One Tree Hill and love a good tune from Lisa Loeb.

Brad, what do you do for a living?

Spread joy and merriment where ever I am. That being said, I’m omnipotent.

Brad, do you have a girlfriend?

There is no lady on my arm.

Brad, does that mean you’re a player?

If you say a player is someone who has lots of friends with girl parts who want to provide them no action, then yes, I’m a hell of player.

Brad, do you have a motto that you live by?

You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger…

Brad, do you have any idols?

Chuck Norris, Ivan Drago, Ron Burgundy and Dwight Shrute

Brad, why did you choose those idols?

Because they are what make up me. Chuck = my invisibility, Ivan = my physique, Ron = my sex appeal, Dwight = my smarts

Over and out,

Brad (the alpha male)

29 July 2010 ·