White Pants: “I like, very nice”

White pants are superb. Thank you to the ladies who wear them.

What is it about white pants that really make them pop? I haven’t the fainted idea. I’m no fashionista. But they work and work well.

There is just something about when a girl wears white pants that I frankly can’t take my eyes off them. I’m sorry if I’m being an Alpha Male right now, but what did you expect? The name of this site is Brad the Alpha Male. So get over it.

Maybe it’s the fact that white pants are usually worn by the lady folk who have some nerve. Some chutzpah. The “X” factor. I don’t think every woman wears white pants. Just like every guy can’t rock the tank top or the beater (I’m one of those who can’t). As a result those who don the pantalones blancos ooze confidence and I notice like a magnetic force my eyes are drawn to that confidence. (Bad hypothesis?)

If you don’t want me to stare at you wear alternate color pants. Ok, that doesn’t keep you off limits from my stare either, but you have a better chance.

Lastly, I find it quite impressive how clean that you all keep your trousers. If I had white pants, some mustard would magically find the crotch region or I would sit on a seat in the subway where someone had just slipped their full liter of red Gatorade. Baffles me how those pants stay you pristine. Kudos to you female race.

In closing, props to all the women who rock the white pants. Please continue to do it. They are appreciated, at least by this Alpha Male, and I would venture to say by a large segment of my male peers as well.

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Sloan from Entourage - Delightful.

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Shake it like a salt shaker,

Brad

8 August 2011 ·