Various Things I’m Not Proud Of

If you think you’re ABOVE the extremely embarrassing things you have done, been infatuated with or dressed up as, then you either lead a boring life or you are selectively forgetting large chunks of your life. Be honest to yourself. Admit them, move on. Or don’t move on, continue to embrace them.

Here’s a list of the things I’ve done throughout my life that I am less than proud of:

* Watched over 5 seasons of One Tree Hill

* Used to drink Bacardi Silver and Mike’s Hard because I enjoyed the taste

* Dressed up as Richard Simmons for Halloween and looked eerily similar to him

* Have watched the movie Honey more than once

* Probably did laundry twice the whole first semester of college

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The list can go on and on, as I bet you all could imagine. The fact of the matter is that everyone has done many things they are not proud of or in hindsight are quite embarrassed of. Be proud of them or at least be man or woman enough to admit it. If you hide it and your friends find out from an outside source (anyone other than you) they’re just going to give you an even harder time. As they well should!

You don’t need to go on being as transparent or as much of an open book as someone like me, but you should at least drop a few secret embarrassing things to some close friends and family.

Let’s keep these comments below clean everyone. (That’s me acting like people actually comment).

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Shake and Bake,

Brad

19 July 2011 ·