Things People Aren’t Allowed to Do or Say Around Me

I just lied to you all. Another post 20 mins ago.

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We all have those things that people just can’t do or say around you or you will make fun of them. It’s your obligation to yourself and them. Stay true to yourself!

1) No “Liking” your own status update or album or video upload on Facebook. Not allowed sorry.

2) Don’t say “my bitch” when describing your girlfriend. You would be mad if I called you that, so please don’t refer to your friend as that. Also “my B” can’t be said either.

3) No saying we’re going to “play” if we are actually going to hang out. Nope, don’t do it. If we are going to engage in a sporting activity then it obviously can be used.

4) Don’t give me a pity laugh. It’s worse than getting silence. If you don’t think it’s funny, no need to laugh. You’re even welcome to call me out.

5) Don’t tell me that person is a “real close friend” or “one of my closest friends” when you talk to them once or twice a year. That’s called a “light” friend or acquaintance.

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That’s all for now, I’m sure I’ll come with some more in no time,

Brad

4 June 2011 ·