We All Have Things We Need to Work On

Some might think this is a lie. Those are people I don’t hang out with or ever associate with.

Some examples from common society:

* Most very good looking people have to work on having a personality (I can vouch for this subset of society first hand)

* Really smart people have to fight to not be socially awkward

* People who over-think things all the time need to make a concerted effort to just not sweat it (I understand the pain this group goes through, as well)

* People who are brutally honest must try not to rip on strangers, but instead save this grilling for close friends who are prepared for the treatment

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The list can go on and on. You probably have one more group that is in your mind right now. The gist of this post is centered around the fact that people who believe they bring it all to the table and are lacking all flaws (some would have said flawless there, but I would rather use 3 words instead of 1), can really go have a party for themselves.

Fun fact about this party, it will be a party of 1, a party in which they invite 75 people on Facebook.

They get the following response from the invitees:

Yes: 5 (this obviously include your attendance and mysteriously the other 4 don’t show)

Maybe: 31

No: 19

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“Wait Brad, that only equals 55, where are the last 20 that aren’t accounted for.”

“Well funny you should ask. Those 20 made the effort to actually “Remove Event From My Calendar”

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Have I harped enough on the fact that no one likes a person who makes the claim:

“I have nothing to work on, I’m like so perfect. How jealous of me are you?”

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Ummm…nope, no you’re not.

Have a swell sabado,

Brad

14 May 2011 ·