BTAM Random Thoughts: Part III

I have some random thoughts. You’re welcome to boo me if I’m wrong. You’re welcome to cheer me if I’m right. You’re not welcome to not have some opinion. No one likes the apathetic person. Remember that.

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* Parents who yell at their kids for having too much fun or being “a little wild” are awful people. Their kids are going to turn into them later, which I’m sure to them sound great, but sounds pretty miserable to the kids.

* You shouldn’t be allowed to not have a picture of a person (preferably yourself) as your profile photo on any and all social media sites. Don’t throw up a picture of a random panoramic of the Eiffel Tower. You will in fact make the person who is stalking you absolutely miserable. In other words, you’re going to make me absolutely miserable.

* Hangovers are much easier to get over when you have someone to get over them with who is in the same boat.

* The phrase, “early bird gets the worm,” was never taught to me. I like to live by the phrase, “hopefully the worm is still there when the bird decides to make an appearance.”

* I’m not a big fan of girls calling each other “my bitch.” Is there a guy equivalent? “What’s up my bastard?” “What’s up by dickhead?” - yeah, doesn’t quite have a ring to it.

* There needs to be a button that people can push to get out of a date that both participants have access to and will allow the least happy party to roll out without any repercussions. The button would help with that awkward goodbye where one person totally thinks it went well and the other not so much.

* How easy would it be to get to the top of the Super Agrocrag at your age now? I remember thinking those kids were the ultimate athletes back in the day. I would wreck that course now.

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Happy Mother’s Day to all,

Brad

8 May 2011 ·